It's my pleasure. Really.

A compilation of the things that make my brows rise to the hair-line of my scalp. Not at all modest things, I assure you. 99% of the images, GIFs, and videos on this blog are female. Second blog, a preview of the inside of my mind: [click here]. RILW = Reasons I Love Women

What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also made up of 3. Although is written with 8 letters, and then with 4. Rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5?







It took me forever to finally get it, but when I did I felt incredibly bright! lol 

omg I’m going to explode. I need to get this.

I got it on the second time reading it, haha. I win forever!

I don’t get it and its been driving me insane all day. Put me out of my misery someone!

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I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking




she’s just picturing porn in her head

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if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

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truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

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